1.YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE FROM GLASS DOORS??? THINK AGAIN:
2.GLASS DOORS DON'T CARE IF YOU EAT:
3.THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU SLEEP:
4.ALL THEY WANT IS FOR YOU TO ENTER A WORLD OF PAIN:
5.YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA BUY SOME NEW SHOES, NUMBSKULL?? THINK AGAIN:
6."AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO EXIT A STORE." NOPE:
7.DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BEATING A DOOR AT ITS OWN GAME BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, BLOCKHEAD? YOU WILL LOSE. EVERYTIME.
8.YOU THINK THE POLICE CAN SAVE YOU? HA. HA. HA. THAT'S THREE "HA'S," YA DOLT:
9.YOU KNOW WHAT A PERFECT DAY FOR A DOOR CONSISTS OF? CRUSHING THE SWEET, SWEET LIFE OUT OF YOU:
10.YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ANOTHER PERFECT DAY FOR A DOOR IS? RAINING GLASS DOWN ON YOU LIKE YOU'RE LIVING IN SOME SORT OF GLASS RAINFOREST. A GLASSFOREST:
11."MAN, I SURE LOVED BUYING ALL THOSE GOODS AT THE MALL TODAY. WOULD BE WONDERFUL TO LEAVE NOW." NOPE:
12.LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU'RE GOING TO GO PAY FOR YOUR GAS? I DON'T THINK SO, YA IGNORAMUS. BETTER GO ELECTRIC INSTEAD:
13.OH, SO YOU'RE INTERNATIONAL POP SENSATION JUSTIN BIEBER? GREAT. GRAND. FANTASTIC. WON'T STOP A DOOR FROM FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP:
14.OH COOL YOU'RE A CAT? THAT SHOULD SAVE YO- DON'T THINK SO:
15.AND DON'T EVEN PRETEND LIKE NO ONE SAW. BECAUSE WE ALL DID. DOORS SEE EVERYTHING:
16.EVERYTHING.
17."BUT WHAT ABOUT REGULAR OLD DOORS? AREN'T THOSE SAFE? HMMMMMM LET'S SEE:
18.SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT:
19.AND MAYBE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A DOOR YOUR REACTION WILL BE A LITTLE MORE LIKE THIS:
