That terrifying thing in the back of the photo is Senhor Testiculo, or Mr. Testicle or Mr. Balls.
Mr. Balls is a Brazilian mascot that goes around reminding men to check themselves for testicular cancer.
Oh my god, she's touching it.
Well, remember, fellas: While Mr. Balls might be something out of a nightmare, the real nightmare is letting testicular cancer go undetected.