1. "There better be tons of snackies in this here stocking, mom."
2. "I DEFINITELY win the award for cutest Christmas sweater this year!"
3. "If I take a nap will Santa come sooner?"
4. "No offense, but I think I'm a cuter Rudolph TBQH."
5. "I just want to be surrounded by presents so I decided to be the tree."
6. "IT'S. SO. BEAUTIFUL."
7. "Sooo...can we keep this special glowing tree of shiny things forever?"
8. "Can we open presents now...PLEASE?"
9. "I THINK I SEE SANTA."
10. "I'm pretty much the cutest Christmas present out there, deal with it."
11. "It's so shiny...this must be what falling in love feels like."
12. "I shall disguise myself in this Christmas wreath so I can sneak into Santa's sack and return to his palace of cat toys."
13. "K mom, can you snap the picture so I can go ahead and climb this here tree."
14. "World's most adorable stocking stuffer here...YEP. NOTHING COMPARES."
15. "Is this what they mean by love at first sight?"
16. "I am the surprise Christmas kitten here to get you in the holiday spirit. NOW CAROL ALONG WITH ME."
17. "MERRY CHRISTMAS. TO ME."
