1.
When you let your mother pick out your wardrobe.
2.
When nobody gives you the talk about the birds and the bees and you have to rely on your friend's expert knowledge.
3.
When you're talking to a girl and your neighbour catches you in the act.
4.
When your relatives ask you what you are doing with your life.
5.
When you get into a traffic altercation and you have to show your worth as a man.
6.
When electronics go bust in your house and you're expected to magically know how to fix everything.
7.
When you go to a wedding and that cute girl you were staring at turns out to be your cousin.
8.
When you come back from hitting the gym and your mom has cooked your favourite dishes.
9.
When your parents hang all of your most embarrassing photos around the house.
10.
When your parents enter the room without knocking at any given time of day.
11.
When a girl comes over and you're constantly looking at the clock to see when your folks are coming back.
12.
When you don't manscape and there are glorious tufts of hair sticking out of your shirt.
13.
When you leave the house in a sleek white shirt but you reach school in a sweaty, nipple exposing, translucent excuse of a shirt.
14.
When you're out at the club trying to be mysterious, but instead you give off pervy vibes.
15.
When you're hanging out with ten guy friends and one girl friend. #genderratioproblems
16.
When everyone in your class smells like Axe Deodorant (chocolate flavour, obviously). And so do you.
17.
When you tell your parents that you want to do Arts instead of Science.
18.
When your dad asks you why the internet history has been wiped clean.
19.
And finally, when you're having an off day playing cricket and are therefore ostracized by all your building friends.
