1.
You dance while you eat:
2.
Biting into a ball of cheese as if it were an apple sounds appetizing to you:
3.
You often end up in questionable situations:
4.
And oh look, here's a picture I found of you on a windy day:
5.
You know your strengths:
6.
You also know your weaknesses:
7.
You talk a lot of shit:
10.
Nailed it. Your life in 3 words:
11.
You have an excuse for everything:
12.
You spaz out over ketchup bottles:
13.
Massages make you uncomfortable:
14.
Your mornings often start like this:
15.
These are your passions:
16.
This is what happens when you don't take your cellphone into the bathroom and it starts ringing:
17.
This is how it feels when you do your hair:
18.
This is what it looks like when you take sexy pictures:
19.
And this is how your sexy pictures actually turn out:
20.
Here's an intimate portrait of you sharing a tender moment with a vending machine:
21.
How you feel on a nice day:
22.
And how your parents feel about you:
23.
This is how you tell jokes:
24.
This is how your friends react to your jokes:
25.
This is what your life would be like if you were a prostitute:
26.
This is how you eat when you are alone:
27.
Which doesn't look that much different than how you eat in public:
28.
Have I mentioned all of the times you had food on your face and nobody told you about it? It happens a lot!
29.
I also just found this image of you overreacting:
30.
This is how you look at the gym:
31.
You sweat a lot... in situations when you really shouldn't be:
32.
Basically, your life is a bunch of lies.
34.
Focus on what you do well.
35.
Go drape yourself in some velvet or something.
