A 28-year-old San Francisco man named Leslie Bailey has been acquitted of felony indecent exposure after his arrest on May 8th for having sex with (or like, as much as one can have sex with) a BART seat — the city's public transportation system — according to SF Gate.
Bailey, a homeless man who was arrested on the same charge back in 2007 (but not with a train seat), was spotted by the operator, who testified that he was "gyrating on his stomach, his feet in the aisle, before he flipped over and began masturbating and smoking crack cocaine." I wonder what my dad was doing in San Francisco! JK, JK, JKJKJKJK.
As it turns out, he was off his anti-psychotics. (I feel you, bro.) But seriously, I hope he gets off the street and gets help. Train seats can't love you back.
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