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    96 Of The Worst Pickup Lines That Should Never Be Used, Like, Ever

    Please for the love of everything good, don't repeat these.

    Terrible pickup lines can come from anywhere. Here are some of the worst from Tinder, Reddit, the BuzzFeed Community, and even a few movies. They're cringey, creepy, and just plain bad. So, maybe don't use these on the cutie you see at the bar. Just laugh at them with friends!

    1. "Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest."

    2. "Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."

    3. "Are you a cat? Because you're purrfect."

    4. "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more."

    5. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

    6. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

    7. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

    8. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?"

    Baileyjewel00

    9. "On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?"

    Kate22289

    10. "I wish I was Matthew McConaughey because you are alright, alright, alright."

    taylorfote23

    11. "Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart."

    12. "Is your name Ariel? Because we were mer-made for each other."

    jessicaw4a758d982

    13. "Hi, I'm a computer specialist. If you let me probe your ports, I'll let you defrag my hard drive."

    hellarobot

    14. "Your ankles would look good around my neck"

    destructogirl

    15. "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!"

    Jamie Cimbalista

    16. "Are you sunburnt, or are you just that hot all the time?"

    daniellad45a95fa5d

    17. "Girl, you must be a beaver — cuz DAMN!"

    alainaw491c87a22

    18. "Are you on your period? 'Cause you are bloody beautiful."

    AvalonAngel

    19. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple."

    20. "I'll put you in better hands than Allstate."

    beatrixthekidd

    21. "I see you have an iPhone. I have an iPhone too. It must be fate."

    michelles48d6fff59

    22. "Are you a bank loan? 'Cause you got my interest."

    u/HamTheSam1234

    23. "Are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south."

    u/PeterG1996

    24. "Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for living?"

    u/Kazman110

    25. "Are you a banana? 'Cause I find you apPEELing!"

    u/Kathmhen0

    26. "Are you Medusa? Because you're turning me rock hard."

    27. "Do you like Star Wars? Because Yo-da one for me."

    u/Trumanshow21

    28. "Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years."

    u/I_Am_McBaby

    29. "You're attractive and I'm attractive. We should do the world a favor and go out on a date."

    30. "After handing the prospect a packet of sugar: 'Excuse me, I believe you just dropped your name tag.'"

    u/_just_blue_myself

    31. "Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"

    u/InuzukaAngel77

    32. "On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9... cause I'm the 1 you need."

    u/anonymous

    33. "You look like my first wife."

    34. "Are you a Sharpie? Cause you're ultra fine."

    u/Jzvasquez

    35. "You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. "

    u/CUNTDESTROYER3000

    36. "If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you?"

    37. "Are you breakfast? Because you look like you're about to be the most important meal of my day."

    u/Piguthew

    38. "Hey girl, are you a pirate? Because you put the curvy in scurvy."

    u/DuckCrimes

    39. "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

    Man with glasses in "Anchorman"

    40. "Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me."

    notcreativelol

    41. "Hey babe, are you a hit woman? Because if I pay, I was hoping maybe you could take me out!"

    u/motogucci

    42. "Damn girl, I'm gonna have to file a complaint. Cause the reverse sirens on that dump truck are busted."

    u/tinktink944

    43. "Did it hurt when you fell? When you fell from heaven?"

    j46b06b03c

    44. "You are everything I never knew I always wanted."

    Speaking man in "Fools Rush in"

    45. "Hey girl, are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class."

    u/IWaterboardKids

    46. "Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met."

    Man speaking over a dinner table in "Intolerable Cruelty"

    47. "Hey boy, are you my GPA? Cause I swear I can do better."

    u/Icy_Wishbone4

    48. "Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for you?"

    Mitchell

    49. "Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time... Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!"

    Bill and Ted talk to a woman in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"

    50. "I bet I could bench-press you."

    horsebeast

    51. "I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in."

    u/ThunderAvenger

    52. "You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on Earth so you’d have to sit on my face."

    jannak47a925f4b

    53. "Have you ever heard of the term 'fuck buddy'?"

    Woman stares disappointingly at a man in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"

    54. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. *Laughs* No, I'm kidding, but can I get your number?"

    kirae404c190a9

    55. "God was showing off when he made you."

    Man stares into camera while on the phone in "Keeping the Faith"

    56. "Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you."

    u/yugal44

    57. "I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes."

    Man and woman facing one another in "Waitress"

    58. "Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime."

    u/kickypie

    59. "Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf."

    —Twilight

    60. "Are you an amber alert? Cause someone reported you for kidnapping my heart."

    u/ThunderAvenger

    61. "You're why cavemen chiseled on walls."

    A man stares offscreen in "As Good As It Gets"

    62.

    63. "Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."

    Mariamsuqi3

    64. "My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?"

    u/Abell9701

    65. "How about I be one and you be cosine and I get on top of you and we make secx."

    66. "The only history I wanna create is a history of you and me."

    u/fruuitsalad

    67. "You're the whip cream to my coffee. Without you, my life is bitter."

    nazalealea

    68. "Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them."

    Austin Powers smiling in "Austin Powers"

    69.

    70. "I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles."

    hannahm4638d3435

    71. "You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

    u/kickypie

    72. "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See."

    u/Zookeaper

    73. "Did you fall out the vending machine? ‘Cause you’re a snack."

    simoneb123

    74. "Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood."

    u/PrinceDunce

    75. "I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!"

    Man wearing asshole hat in "Beerfest"

    76. "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock."

    u/Ok_Shelter6614

    77. "You are so beautiful that if you lived on Mount Olympus, I wouldn't be impressed."

    elephantgirl8

    78. "Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs."

    Man staring at woman in "Revenge of the Nerds II"

    79. "You're a keeper, like a fish!"

    courtneyb4a7e03fb9

    80. "You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"

    u/kickypie

    81. "The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name."

    u/samiullah_tech_guy

    82. "Girlie, I think I love you. I wanna buy you food. I wanna buy you corn dogs."

    83. "I’m no photographer but I can picture us together."

    kagome423

    84. "Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material."

    u/plitvemubu

    85. "If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close..."

    u/kickypie

    86. "Ma'am, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack."

    Guy on the phone in "The Hangover"

    87. "I'm actually from the future where we've been married 20 years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was."

    jenmonje

    88. "Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places."

    —A Good Year

    89. "Your legs are no children. But I would sure love to raise 'em."

    u/blessedthor

    90. "Is your dad a burglar? Ooops my bad, I was honestly convinced that he stole all of the stars and put them in your eyes."

    u/ASEABROOK24

    91. "I’m looking for something but it’s not on the menu... Your phone number."

    k8m517

    92. "I really wish that you'd come home with me. You're so cute and I'm really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too."

    A man smiling in "Leaving Las Vegas"

    93. "I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave."

    Man and woman facing one another in "Face/Off"

    94. "Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!"

    u/Zookeaper

    95. "I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets!"

    hailcthulhu

    96. "Come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

    u/shdchko

    97. "You can call me Leonardo da Vinci because I will make you moan-Alyssa."

    alyssac49b9f4710

    98. "I wanna shake you naked and eat you alive..."

    Man and woman with their faces close in "Zandalee"

    99. "Are you an unpaid parking ticket? Because you've got 'mighty fine' written all over you."

    montgomeryk959

    100. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

    u/zulmii

    101. "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?"

    u/apollo420317

    102. "Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two other wishes, tho."

     —ferwall

    103. "There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em."

    A man talks to a woman in "Dodgeball"

    This article contains content from Hanifah Rahman, Alexa Lisitza, Michael Blackmon, and Melissa Rosenthal. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.