Summer Taylor Swift Is Here And Better Than Ever

    The seasons have changed. Summer Swift is here.

    It's May 29th, which means according to science and moons and shit, summer is still a few weeks away. But according to Taylor Swift summer is ALREADY HERE. The signs are clear.

    First of all Taylor can recently be seen wearing crop tops that show off her KYLE XY body.

    And her knees are exposed. *Summer is coming*

    You'll also notice that the forearm purse hold is back.

    The forearm purse hold is basically just as scientifically valid as our planetary orbit in signaling the summer solstice.

    Additionally, Taylor wears sunglasses while smiling subtly underneath rays of sunshine.

    Here we have a mix between crop tops and walking.

    Walking only happens in summer months. So, crop top + walking = Summer.

    But she doesn't just walk. Taylor struts.

    It's the summer strut.

    The winter strut looks nothing like this and doesn't even COMPARE to the summer strut.

    See, winter strut = dark, gloomy, sad.

    Summer strut = bright, fun, smiles.

    In conclusion: welcome back Summer Swift. We are happy to have you.