Harry Potter fans never really recovered after Professor Severus Snape's heroic death.
Yet to their surprise, sometime in 2012, the dour potions master was spotted moonlighting as an employee of American Airlines.
We didn't even know there was a Gate 9 3/4.
Though really, who else would you trust to keep your airport experience orderly?
He was spotted again three months ago.
Gate agent David Dolci? Just another name for the Half-Blood Prince, really.