Buzz·Posted on Aug 28, 201423 Things Only People Who Hate People Will UnderstandIf life gave you lemons, you'd squeeze them in people's eyes.by by Christian ZamoraBuzzFeed Staff, by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. First of all, every day is just exhausting because you KNOW you have to deal with people. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Your personal hell consists of people who are constantly trying to make conversations with you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. You preserve your energy for the copious amount of eye rolls you'll be forced to make throughout the day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. And all the times that you'll have to raise your middle finger. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Plants have DIED from all the shade you throw. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. You practically invented subtweeting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You feel personally victimized when someone tries to talk to you when your headphones are CLEARLY in your ear. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You have very different aspirations for life than anyone else. View this photo on Instagram 9. You value your car horn above all else. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. You're only friends with people who hate people too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Other people sneezing around you is a trigger. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Your hatred allows you to splurge in other areas. View this photo on Instagram 13. Your taste in music also revolves around your hatred for other people. 14. Your greatest fear is elevators. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Sales people are the usual subjects of your nightmares. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Faking a smile is easier than people constantly asking if you're OK. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Your resting bitch face isn't actually resting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. You don't need anger management, you need people to stop pissing you off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. You learned your nursery rhymes differently. View this photo on Instagram 20. You know when it comes to a Saturday night, you could be social or you could read. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. You have a whole book of people you want to punch in the face. View this photo on Instagram 22. If you've ever tried to work a retail job, you were definitely fired. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. But at the end of the day, you do enjoy one person. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Need more LOL in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter and you’ll get our hottest stories in your inbox every morning!