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<b>The most difficult game for lovers of the world's most perfect town.</b>

The most difficult game for lovers of the world's most perfect town.

The Ultimate Game Of "Would You Rather" For "Parks And Rec" Fans

Would you rather live in a world where you are banned from seeing Li'l Sebastian, or one where you are never able to leave Eagleton?

Would you rather have an unlimited supply of bacon and eggs, or have a unlimited supply of waffles from JJ's?

Would you rather have Councilman Jamm as your dentist, or have to down one 512 oz. child's size soda every week for a year?

Would you rather have Ron Swanson as a mentor, or have Leslie Knope as a mentor? 

Would you rather listen to "Sex Hair" by Mouse Rat 100 times in a row, or spend an entire day with drunk Joan Callamezzo? 

Would you rather spend a day with Tammy One, or spend a day with Tammy Two?

Would you rather spend a whole day handcuffed to Orin, or have to follow the same diet and exercise routine as Chris Traeger for two weeks?

Would you rather lead 15 town hall meetings, or spend a whole week sleeping in the pit?

Would you rather have to memorize all of the rules for Cones of Dunshire, or be forced to go up against Leslie in Model UN?

Would you rather spend Galentine's Day with Leslie, or Treat Yo' Self with Tom and Donna?

Would you rather sit next to Jerry while he has a fart attack one time, or spend an entire week sitting next to Jerry in the office and he doesn't fart once?

Would you rather have John-Ralphio and Mona Lisa as siblings, or grow up with Tammy Zero as your mother?

Would you rather go party-hopping with Janet Snakehole, or get the chance to solve a crime alongside Bert Macklin? 

Would you rather talk like Perd Hapley all the time, or act like Bobby Newport all the time? 

Would you rather not be able to drink anything except Snake Juice, or not eat any food that wasn't produced by Sweetums? 

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