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10 Scientific Reasons To Eat More Pizza

If math and science are wrong, then I don't want to be right.

1. Pizza tossing can save lives.

2. Pizza makes economics less boring.

3. Pizza's so perfect, it'll be the first food printed in space.

4. Deep-dish pizza may have more antioxidants.

5. Pizza helps you absorb lycopene better.

6. Pizza's components can help with the poops...

7. ...and make cancer cells commit suicide.

8. If you're drinking beer, you might as well have a slice.

9. You save money!

10. Pizza parties decline as you get older.

Sauce angels optional.