1. When you have to change out of your club outfit on Sunday morning:
2. Whenever you finish watching a horrifically sad local news story:
3. When you're telling your friends about the new beau you're plotting to hookup with:
4. When it's Monday and you're already thirsty for #EggPlantFriday pictures:
5. When you're really feelin' your look:
6. When your period comes one week early:
7. When someone's a little too clingy after a one-night stand:
8. When the bartender gives you a free round of shots:
9. When you realize it's actually Thursday and not Friday:
10. When your waiter forgets to bring your table a bread basket:
11. When you start thinking about a convo you and bae had earlier and you realize shit don't add up:
12. When someone forgets to wish you a happy birthday:
13. When the Starbucks barista doesn't spell your name correctly:
14. When you come home from work and your boyfriend with no job is in the same place you left him:
15. When your friend won't give you their HBO Go password:
16. When you're stuck at the DMV for three hours:
17. When the cashier at McDonald's only gives you one sauce packet for 20 chicken nuggets:
18. When your crush likes one of your old profile pictures on Facebook:
19. When your professor gives you a homework assignment on the first day of class:
20. When your college keeps annoying you with emails asking for donations:
21. When your best friend tries to upload unflattering #TBT pictures of you to Instagram:
22. When your brother orders you six chicken wings instead of twelve for dinner:
23. When a stranger decides it's OK to slut shame:
24. When it's taking every fiber of your being to refrain from going from 0 to 100:
25. When your neighbor asks about your plans after graduation:
26. When your date tells you he's never seen an episode of Friends:
27. When your significant other surprises you with a salad for dinner:
28. When you invite your muggle friend over to have a Harry Potter movie marathon:
29. When your family forces you to go to church on Sunday:
30. When bae needs to be disciplined:
31. When someone says Ariana Grande is a better singer than Mariah Carey:
32. When you run into someone you went to high school with on the train:
33. When you remember you have a Snickers bar in the freezer:
34. When you have to save your friend from some overconfident dude at a party:
35. And when you see someone who doesn't like you, so you make an effort to be especially cold:
Keep burning 'em at the stake, Queen Lange!
