1. "It's not that I'm just being nice, I'm actually flirting with you."
2. *deadpan* "I'm so excited."
3. "I don't think I've ever overshared about my life."
4. "I hate being in the spotlight. IT BURNS."
5. "I'm sorry, am I speaking too softly?"
6. "Look, I really need everyone to stop talking so I can get my work done."
7. "Please don't leave me alone with strangers. I can't handle small talk."
8. "I'm more of a listener, not a talker."
9. "You know, I just feel like spending a cozy Friday night in."
10. "Giving hugs is just the worst."
11. "I really just need time alone to think about this."
12. "I'm going to pretend to be on a phone call so I don't have to talk to strangers."
13. "Thank GOD I get to work on this project alone."
14. "I don't really get FOMO."
15. "I pride myself on how good I am at thinking before speaking."
16. "Oh my God, something amazing just happened. Maybe I should just keep it to myself."
17. "I'm usually the first one to leave a party."
18. "I mean, I don't think people see me as a very intense person."
19. "Please don't call on me. Please don't call on me."
20. "People see me as more of a cat than a dog."
21. "No, that's totally fine to cancel. I need some 'me-time' anyway."
22. "I just wish I had more energy to do things."
23. "I'm too shallow and airheaded for this world."
