1. You still call your parents and ask what to do anytime something goes wrong.
"Hey mom, dad? Yeah, uh, my tire is flat... Oh, I should call Triple AAA? Right."
The future freaks you out.
"Hey mom, dad? Yeah, uh, my tire is flat... Oh, I should call Triple AAA? Right."
MOM, PLEASE RUB MY HEAD AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.
What do you mean by "five year plan?"
My friend's cousins' brother's friend found her SOULMATE on Tinder. True story.
**Clicks yes for everything.**
It's the illusion that matters.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Beans are vegetables.
It's ORGANIC.
But we're like.... still only 15 years old!??!?!
Hint: You can't.
But I only had three beers...
Lifting heavy boxes is enough of a workout for one year.
Even if you still struggle to put it together.
At least you downloaded it!!!
I mean you can't just TALK to them.
And also because you love them, obviously.
Responsibility at it's finest. It's those damn ASPCA commercials.
At least it's all TOGETHER.
Just remember, you're not alone.