1. You are faced with the most difficult decision ever all summer: Be safe but bored inside, or enjoy the warm summer air BUT get eaten alive.
2. And you will go insane, because while the mosquitoes will leave everyone else alone, they will snack on you like you're an ice cream sundae.
3. No matter how much insect repellent you use, mosquitoes STILL go after you like crazy.
4. Or you’ll end up buying weird products in hopes that the mosquitoes will leave you alone once and for all.
5. All the bites on your arms and legs end up looking like some bizarre connect-the-dots.
6. You've been bitten in places NO person should ever be bitten by a mosquito. INTIMATE PLACES.
7. You have a personal record of mosquito bites on your body at one time. It's definitely in the double digits.
8. The sound of buzzing sets you into panic mode, because biting is imminent.
9. Also, the feeling of anything on your skin sets you off because it *might* be a mosquito.
10. You end up causing collateral damage by slapping your skin to kill mosquitoes while they are biting you.
11. You'll use the excuse that you "just taste better" to mosquitoes to compensate for the pain, because it's actually a thing.
12. You'll scratch scratch scratch even though you know you shouldn't.
13. People will tell you that you shouldn't scratch your bites, and you'll just glare at them with a look that would rival Medusa's.
14. You'll wake up the next morning with bites that you didn't remember getting the night before.
15. And just when you think all of your bites have healed, the mosquitoes will return to deliver a fresh set of bites all over your poor body.
16. But most of all, you have to find a way to have a blast during the summer despite being relentlessly eaten alive by your mortal enemy: mosquitoes.
