1. Only nerds like science.
2. Because it's really boring.
3. Like reaalllyyyy boring.
4. Scientists don't do anything except work.
5. They spend literally their whole lives sciencing.
6. And don't have any other interests at all.
7. And what has science ever done for the rest of us?
8. Name me one thing that science has improved in your daily life.
9. Where are our jetpacks?!
10. Studying science won't allow you to contribute to society in any meaningful way.
11. Or make you see the world in a different way.
12. Or other worlds, for that matter.
13. Forget about learning something new everyday.
14. Or creating something new yourself.
15. You'll never see things that nobody else sees.
16. You'll never get to work with people across the globe.
17. Or have a chance to just follow your own curiosity wherever it leads.
18. You'll never have one of those "Eureka!" moments.
19. Or jump for joy when your project is successful.
20. You'll never stay up all night working on a problem because you want to.
21. Or because you literally did not notice the sun go down and come up again hours later.
22. Because, like we said, it's just so boring.
