1. When someone catches you using your hair to see what you'd look like with a mustache.
Just curious. Can I live?
2. When you wear lip gloss and end up being mercilessly attacked by your own hair.
3. When your hair is taking over your face and you can't find a hair tie anywhere.
4. When you get food in your hair AND NO ONE TELLS YOU.
5. When you're riding in a car with the windows down and emerge looking like a sheepdog.
6. When you clean out your drain and find yourself thinking about the girl from The Ring.
7. When you spot a tumbleweed of your own hair rolling across the floor and hope no one notices.
Pay no attention to Cousin It, thanks.