1.
When someone is making lunch and it causes the entire office to reek:
2.
When your boss walks by your screen:
3.
When you are fed up and it's only 10 a.m.:
4.
When you overhear some office gossip:
5.
And when you have juicy gossip but it's WAY too much to type:
6.
When you're procrastinating and want someone to procrastinate with you:
7.
When your cube mate is chewing and you can't help but hear it:
8.
When you spot a hottie and need to spread the word:
9.
When you are WAY too scared that HR is actually looking at your message history:
10.
When you can't wait to get your drink on:
11.
When you need someone to understand your annoyance level:
12.
When you've done literally nothing with your day:
13.
When someone brings food into the office:
14.
When someone thought they were starring in an Axe commercial:
15.
When you're really feeling the Monday blues:
16.
And when you stayed up too late watching the new Scientology documentary:
17.
When you had to stop on every floor during your elevator ride:
18.
When that one co-worker won't stop talking:
19.
When someone didn't pay attention to the name on your lunch bag:
20.
When you had to clean up dirty dishes, again:
21.
When not even your headphones can save you:
22.
When you realize that you just ate 17 mini Snicker bars:
23.
When you're in the middle of a meeting and can't take it anymore:
24.
When you're about to bring your parka into work:
25.
When you let out your paranoia:
26.
When you are discussing your work prospects:
27.
And when you realize that you Gchat WAY TOO DAMN MUCH: