1. It injects your banal life with instant flavour.
2. They way it moves is hypnotising. Damn.
3. Just look at it go.
4. You're probably addicted and out of control.
5. You can't deny that you want it.
6. So. Damn. Bad.
7. If it were a person, you know it would be hot and sweet.
8. It's so good, you want to write it a love song.
9. It goes great on top of anything.
10. It's best friends with other condiments.
11. It turns every face into a smiley face.
12. It's versatile.
13. It fulfils your daily requirement... of awesome sauce!
14. Even your food's last wish is to be smothered in ketchup.
15. This image speaks to you more than any work of art.
16. People will try to come between you and true happiness.
17. But you and your bottle of ketchup have no time for haters.
18. Because true love's kiss makes everything alright.
19. Ketchup is love. Ketchup is life.
