Buzz·Posted on 13 Feb 201545 Gloriously British Sex PositionsThe hashtag #BritishSexPositions has brought out the immature teenager in everyone.by Luke BaileyBuzzFeed Staff, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jules Bristow @afewbugs The Eton Mess #BritishSexPositions 11:33 AM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Ladybird @ladybirrrd #BritishSexPositions Upstairs Downstairs. 11:30 PM - 12 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Melissa McEwan @Shakestweetz London Bridge Is Going Down. #BritishSexPositions 11:46 PM - 12 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Melissa McEwan @Shakestweetz The Cucumber Sandwich. #BritishSexPositions 11:48 PM - 12 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. self-identified homo @awhooker The Union Jack Off #BritishSexPositions 12:00 AM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 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