How many times have you thought, "geez, I really love turtlenecks but I hate how warm my chest gets." Like, ALL THE TIMES, right?
V-neck tees are ~great~ but they offer little protection for your neck.
Enter the TurtleV, a fashion innovation, designed to give you that tight v-neck look whilst also offering superior neck coverage.
I'm sure you're curious about how such a wild invention might work...
According to TurtleV founders John Sautter and Craig O'Neill, wearing one will instantly make you cooler.
The secret is basically stitching a turtleneck onto a v-neck.
There is a lot of ~science~ involved with this endeavor.
The TurtleV is currently looking for funding via Kickstarter.
Though let's be honest, this can't actually be a real thing. (Can it?)