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When the patriarchy is so oppressive it's hard to get out of bed.
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When you realize women have only been able to vote for under 100 years.
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When the patriarchy tries to argue against your bodily autonomy.
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When the patriarchy tries to limit your access to birth control.
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Or when the patriarchy gets annoyed with your kids.
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When the patriarchy praises the dadbod, but demands women *immediately* lose their pregnancy weight.
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Or when the patriarchy wants to only see "bikini-ready" bodies.
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When the patriarchy says it can do anything better than you can.
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When the patriarchy says, "Well, actually..."
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Or when the patriarchy wants to play devil's advocate.
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When you realize your labor is valued less because of the patriarchy.
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When the patriarchy says a superhero movie with a woman will bomb at the box office.
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When the patriarchy tries to tell you that rape culture isn't real.
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When the patriarchy tells you there's a *right* way to be a woman.
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When the patriarchy tells you your neckline is *too* low or your skirt is *too* short.
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Or when the patriarchy does its best to make you feel bad about yourself.
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So, when the patriarchy rears its ugly head, just do as Lucy does.
