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    17 Thoughts Parents Have Upon Hearing About The "Frozen" Sequel

    Brace yourselves, moms and dads. Frozen 2 is officially happening.

    1. Wow! I can’t wait to tell the kids! They’re going to be so excited!

    Dreams really do come 2!!! #FROZEN2 #itsofficial

    2. Wait. This movie won’t be out for like two years. THEY CAN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS!

    3. Who am I kidding? They’re going to find out, and when they do it'll be all they can talk about for years.

    4. Why, Disney? Why would you do this right when the Frozen hysteria is finally dying down!

    5. Maybe there's some way to stop this. What about an online petition?

    6. Oh no! This means more Frozen-themed birthday parties.

    7. Gasp. What if my kid wants another Frozen birthday party?

    8. The trailer on YouTube is going to be on a loop in our house for years.

    9. We’re going to have wait in line to meet all these characters all over again!

    10. And my kids are going to want a plushie of whatever new character they introduce.

    11. Anna is going to have a baby, too, isn’t she? And they’re going to sell a $50 Frozen baby. Gah!

    12. They're going to sell new dresses too. SO MANY NEW DRESSES! I’m going to go broke.

    13. Does this mean we’re going to have to see Frozen On Ice again?!

    14. I wonder if there's any way to work out a payment plan with Disney right now?

    15. The songs! There are going to be more songs. MORE earworms. Some song is going to be billed as the new “Let It Go” and it is going to torture us.

    16. And there goes Halloween for the next few years. It’s going to be more freaking Annas and Elsas.

    17. I do kind of wonder what the new one will be about, though. What? No, I don’t! Forget I said that.