31 American Patriots Who Overdosed On Freedom

    And are now immortal.

    1. This counter-terrorism agent:

    2. The creator of this freedom sandwich:

    3. This defender of America's Pastime:

    4. This proud 'merican:

    5. This real life superhero:

    6. Buzz Fuckin' Aldrin:

    7. No, seriously, Buzz Fuckin' Aldrin:

    8. This guy who knows snow may cancel work, but freedom never takes a day off:

    9. This patriot who understands how the world works:

    10. The owner of this Mazda Miata:

    11. The greatest baker in the history of civilization:

    12. Lawrence Eagleburger:

    13. This hero who put Portugal in its place:

    14. jetBlue's freedom flight to Philadelphia:

    15. This defender of the stars and stripes:

    16. This champion of the American work force:

    17. This proud supporter of the American auto industry:

    18. The artist who photoshopped this man's kayak into something more appropriate:

    19. This guy who loves his freedom so much he decided to wear it:

    20. Layla, the greatest kindergartner in the U.S. of A:

    21. This guy who knows he'll never get sick of freedom:

    22. This future valedictorian:

    23. Whoever created this Mona Lisa of beer displays:

    24. This protector of the only temperature scale that matters:

    25. The owner of this freedom boat:

    26. Daniel Kelley:

    27. These three bros, for reminding the Brits who's boss:

    28. Whoever runs the Facebook for the Oconee County Georgia Sheriff's Department:

    29. Valvoline:

    30. The most patriotic homeowner:

    31. And Samuel Whittemore: