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If you think you should go to New Jersey, don't. It's an awful place.
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Literally, it is the grossest place you will ever visit.
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It's just embarrassing how ugly this state is.
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Like, WTF is this crap?
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What a freaking nightmare.
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The winters are disgusting and make you an angry, vengeful person.
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Like, where's the history?
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There is no history because New Jersey sucks.
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And don't get me started on the beaches. They're absolutely...
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The architecture is totally — what's the word I'm looking for? Grotesque.
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New Jersey is the place where beauty goes to die.
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Seriously, nothing gorgeous ever comes out of Jersey.
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We can't even get sunsets right.
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If only we lived in New York. Then maybe, just maybe we could have a city too.
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Because this just isn't going to cut it.
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So why would anyone be interested in coming to New Jersey?