We don't just "need" to talk about Prince Harry's beard...
WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT PRINCE HARRY'S BEARD RIGHT NOW.
Like honestly, don't scroll past this point if you aren't logged off of life and ready to focus the fuck up at this royal face RIGHT NOW.
I'd like to start off by saying, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GINGERS. Like I love Wendy's. It's just that gingerbread men aren't known for having the greatest of beards...
BUT DAMN PRINCE HARRY DOES. 🙏🙏🙏
Normally, I'd be all like, "OH MY GOD LOOK AT PRINCE HARRY'S BULGE!"
But that's not why I'm here today. His bulge is merely AN ACCENT to his beard.
Like this beard is so fucking luscious my mouth is salivating for some ginger beard beer. I KNOW YOURS IS TOO.
Could you imagine snuggling up against this royal beard in the morning?! I CAN BUT ALSO I CANNOT BECAUSE I JUST CANNOT AT THIS BEARD. O M G.
I'm pretty sure the beard has some magical powers or irresistible pheromones oozing from it because EVERYONE wants a taste of it. Like look at this random dude who's probably fantasizing about some epic beard burn rn.
And here's the FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES trying to keep her composure around such a majestic beard. SHE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT IT.
IT'S EVEN GOOD WITH KIDS.
But don't get too attached — sometimes his royal duties requires him to shave AND IT'S ACTUALLY TRAUMATIZING.
BUT IT GROWS BACK... hopefully thicker, too.
So here's to Prince Harry's hairy face — LONG LIVE THE ROYAL BEARD! 👑
