1. Mini Kegerator Refrigerator & Draft Beer Dispenser, $159.99.
2. The Authentic Twinkie Maker, $29.95.
3. Automatic Pancake Maker, $3,700.
4. Egg Cuber, $11.99.
5. 3D Latte Art Gun, $47.99.
6. 3-in-1 Avocado Slicer, $9.95.
7. Automatic Mini Donut Factory, $149.99.
8. Waffle Bowl Maker, $15.41.
9. Pizza Box Oven, $59.99.
10. Caramel & Candy Apple Maker, $27.95.
12. Sunnyside Egg Shaper, $12.
13. Electric Ice Cream Sandwich Maker, $149.00.
14. Rösle Cherry Pitter, $39.30.
15. Soft Pretzel Factory, $39.94.
16. The Only Three Course Electric Steamer, $249.95.
17. Electric S'Mores Maker, $49.95.
18. The Monogrammed Barbecue Branding Iron, $58.95.
19. The Authentic Southern Sweet Tea Brewer, $49.95.
21. The Chill Maintaining Margarita Glass, $79.95.
22. The Instant French Fry Slicer, $69.95.
23. Fiesta Series Taco Toaster, $21.56.
24. Electric Rabbit Corkscrew With Built-In Foil Cutter, $42.85.
25. The Frozen Fruit Soft Serve Processor, $69.95.
26. The 10-Egg Steamer, $49.95.
27. The Taste Enhancing Forks, $59.95.
28. The Countertop Snow Cone Machine, $59.95.
29. Handpresso Outdoor Espresso Set, $195.
30. Table Tap, $249.
31. Brookstone Grill Alert Talking Remote Meat Thermometer, $79.99.
"Excuse me, I have to take this: It's my steak."
32. The Professional Microbrewery, $45,000.
34. The Authentic Languiole Champagne Sabre, $199.95.
35. The Only Indoor Rotisserie Turkey Fryer, $279.95.
36. Glass Tank Self-Refilling Glass, $319.
37. The Robotic Bartender, $25,000.
If the goal of the approaching robot revolution is to get us all drunk, so be it.