Buzz·Posted on Aug 8, 201521 Menus That Failed So Hard They Almost WonSide of jalapenis, please.by Leonora EpsteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This "kid-friendly" menu seems rather morbid, no? View this photo on Instagram 2. Corset-cooked? View this photo on Instagram 3. Mmmm...gotta love that nuts with scum. View this photo on Instagram 4. For $100, those beer battered onion rings should come with a side of gold. View this photo on Instagram 5. Cordon bleu...to be enjoyed AFTER your election. View this photo on Instagram 6. I feel bad for these specials. View this photo on Instagram 7. Ass meat is my favorite. View this photo on Instagram 8. And curry is only good when it's poo-green. View this photo on Instagram 9. "Yes, sir, and would you like that with or without stench?" View this photo on Instagram 10. Leakage open sandwich. Yum. View this photo on Instagram 11. I love lamp. View this photo on Instagram 12. "Yes, sir, these particular prawns were birthed from first cousins. Delicious." View this photo on Instagram 13. Anus burger? Think you mean Angus. View this photo on Instagram 14. XXX jalapenis comin' right up. View this photo on Instagram 15. Gimme an order of your fried balls. View this photo on Instagram 16. "Made fresh yesterday" is officially the most passive aggressive sale ever. View this photo on Instagram 17. Ghost cheese...is that like cheese that died and rose from the grave? View this photo on Instagram 18. Because, duh, wine=win. View this photo on Instagram 19. Just be sure to ask for the C-L-T sandwich. Don't try to read it all at once. View this photo on Instagram 20. Polio Monterrey — is there no vaccine for that? View this photo on Instagram 21. "The Whatever...can I get that gluten-free?" View this photo on Instagram