14 Hilarious Texts From Drunk Moms

    "I'm so happy I decided to keep you."

    Leonora Epstein
    by Leonora Epstein

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This text, which might make you wonder why YOU aren't at the Olive Garden with mom and Tina.

    2. This text, which proves that moms can be just as lazy as Millennials.

    3. Not sure which is better — getting this text or seeing your mom dance on the bar at Coyote Ugly in person.

    4. This text, from a mom who thinks literally everyone is funny after two glasses of wine.

    5. This mizzle who wizzorships the grizzound you walk on.

    6. This text, proving that nothing has changed between your mom and sister. Ever.

    7. This text, a common result of moms + alcohol = EMPOWER YOUR CHILDREN ASAP.

    8. Ditto?

    9. This text from a mom and her bestie, Captain Morgan.

    10. This text, from a mom who, with the help of vodka, has made a miraculous invention: Cup Speaker.

    11. This text, from a mom who is 100% honest.

    12. This text, from a mom who is definitely NOT drunk.

    13. This text, from a mom either referring to her daughter by her full name ... or asking for a ride.

    14. And this text, from a mom having wayyyy too much fun.