Buzz·Posted on Sep 30, 201540 Tweets About Parents That Will Make You Laugh Out LoudParents just don't understand.by Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ceeks @70Ceeks *son walks in as mom hides her urban dictionary word-of-the-day calendar* Mom: How was school? Son: ok Mom: Had a real trill lunch with Nona 07:16 PM - 06 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ''big dog'' @venturehorse I'm a single mom *cheers for son at soccer game* I know how hard it can be out there for us *high fives kid* that's why I always Hail Satan 03:38 PM - 19 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. ''big dog'' @venturehorse I'm a mom *waves at kids as they run to the bus stop* My family is important to me *smooches husband* that's why I'd never forget about Dre 02:27 AM - 04 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. sierra i guess @slandersonn "would that be a meme?" -my mom looking at someone's profile picture 04:36 AM - 28 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. tara shoe @tarashoe thank god my mom is visiting so that i can finally know what every single sign we pass says 01:55 AM - 07 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. chelsea clarke @chelseaclarke "Pockabook"- moms 09:14 PM - 08 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Li'l Edie Pentland @JennyPentland "Mommy, I don't wanna grow up and die!" "Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really." 05:38 AM - 16 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. doctor pilot @pilotbacon urgent call/text from my mom 08:58 PM - 20 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. drew chainz @DrewIngram_ Whenever my mom types "here", her phone autocorrects it to the Gettysburg Address. lol 10:12 PM - 03 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. didi @priya_ebooks my mother's review of Lord of The Rings: "there were not enough women & there were too many trees" 04:15 AM - 02 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Brendan Gatward @BrendanG_123 lol, I changed "no" on my mom and dads phones 05:42 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. content is king @ughHugs my dad put dried seaweed on pocky 12:10 AM - 26 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Katie Heaney @KTHeaney Extremely mysterious (empty) email from my dad 07:56 PM - 18 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kelly Schureman @KelgoreTrout im just a dad, standing in front of Hollister, waiting for my wife and daughters to fucking die 11:16 PM - 14 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Common White Girl @girlposts my mom starter pack 02:14 AM - 17 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing I'm unpredictable. Like a dad on a field trip. 08:06 AM - 25 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Mallory Ortberg @mallelis Waitresses and 'funny' dads are mortal enemies 08:43 PM - 20 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. liv✨ @oliviagirling This is why I haven't accepted my dad's friend request. 02:06 PM - 02 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Grace Spelman @GraceSpelman this text from my mom never gets old 05:51 PM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kathy Salerno @Kpartyawesome The time my dad stared at an empty email draft to a friend on his computer screen and asked, "Can he...see me?" will forever haunt my dreams 01:09 AM - 08 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. priscilla page @BBW_BFF whenever I lose a follower, I think of a wistful dad I once overheard at the zoo who, after a snow leopard slunk away, sighed, "There he go" 02:01 PM - 11 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. danielle @deeeebag I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess. 05:11 AM - 23 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Brendan O'Hare @brendohare Anything can be a sport if your dad yells at you enough 07:44 PM - 21 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Jen Statsky @jenstatsky It's like my Dad used to always say: "Get away from me." 03:22 PM - 08 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. INVISIGOTH @spacecrone my dad, who rarely writes emails that contain more than 5 words, once wrote me a 2 pg description of a turtle he found in a field 11:39 PM - 13 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. danielle @deeeebag Mom? Dad? if you forget even once to say 'drive safe' I swear to god I'll roll my car right off a cliff. 03:13 AM - 20 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. sassy @tbhldgaf Dad Goals 03:45 AM - 29 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Kathy Salerno @Kpartyawesome My dad just almost said something that sounded like "Mary Tyler Moesha." 78 year old man can't even email & he makes better tweets than I do 12:55 AM - 08 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Jean-Luc Bouchard @jlucbouchard "Dad can we play catch?" Hold on *puts on sunglasses, doesn't move* "...well can we?" Damn these are supposed to keep the son outta my eyes 03:10 AM - 08 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. joegarbe @gojarbe [gun goes off] [every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race] ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway 01:18 AM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. cool as h*ck turtle @dubstep4dads Me: u dont get it Dad: if yung trill vibes told u to jump off a bridge would u do that too? Me: dad, yung trill vibes would never say that 06:32 PM - 18 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Charlene deGuzman @charstarlene Sorry I yelled "killin' it" when your mom was eating that banana. 03:08 AM - 07 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. The Jonald @senderblock23 Moms are just cops who love you 02:34 AM - 23 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Chiara Atik @ChiaraAtik My dad stayed in NYC last night. He went to Cafe Grumpy and asked the barista if she knew "his daughter who lives next door." 😭 07:15 PM - 28 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. aubrey @aubreybell I got my mom's eyes and my dad's saying "they showed us the whole movie" after a long trailer 04:06 AM - 23 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. D @DrakoTsunami My mom be putting ordinary shit into other shit. We don't need this for listerine. I feel like I'm in Harry Potter 03:08 PM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Abraham Riesman @abrahamjoseph Mom is trying voice-to-text 05:52 PM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod [Speech Therapy] Therapist: Repeat after me: I’m thirsty Dad: I’m…thirsty T: I’m hungry D: I’m…H...Hi Hungry, I’m Dad T: *throws clipboard* 01:54 PM - 14 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here. 02:06 PM - 24 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. chody @grottycotty Just 4 dads doing dad stuff being dads 03:49 AM - 26 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite