Unless you are Patrick Star and live under a literal rock, by now you've heard about Ariana Grande's #DoughnutGate2015. You've also maybe read her non-apology statement. And now she's released a video apology titled "Sorry, babes."
In the video apology she still doesn't even really address the actual licking of the donuts. But tbh I was kind of distracted by how good she looks mere days after getting her wisdom teeth pulled.
SOME HIGHLIGHTS:
"I wanted to make a video to apologize again for the whole donut fiasco" — DOES SHE MEAN LICKING? — "and craziness." THE CRAZINESS OF THE LICKING?
"Seeing a video of yourself behaving poorly" — THE LICKING PART? — that you had no idea was taken is such a rude awakening. It's like you don't know what to do."
"Seeing how ugly it looks when you behave a certain way" — JUST SAY THE LICKING THING. — "...makes you want to never behave that way again. You learn from it. I never want to be anything less than a positive influence."
"I'm 22, I'm human, I still got a lot to learn, I make mistakes" — LIKE NOT TO LICK THINGS THAT AREN'T YOURS? — "and that's how I'm gonna learn. I'm going to learn from my mistakes."
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