Buzz·Posted on Oct 7, 201544 Weird Celebrity Tweets That Will Make You Laugh@tpa@y#m##@nyhnby Grace SpelmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 50cent @50cent I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit 06:56 PM - 26 Aug 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan Hello Facebook. Yes, this is actually Lindsay. Welcome to my Facebook page! 11:42 PM - 10 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves! 12:47 AM - 29 Aug 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kris Jenner @KrisJenner I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me 08:46 PM - 06 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley Skrillex...;) 09:50 PM - 21 Dec 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Mariah Carey @MariahCarey 4:20..how is everyone? 08:20 AM - 18 Jun 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. CARTER @aaroncarter No offense ladies but I am AaronCarter. 11:58 PM - 30 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Macklemore @macklemore 911...bush knocked down the towers 07:03 PM - 18 Sep 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan First tweet of My life 03:49 PM - 19 Aug 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Justin Bieber @justinbieber i love arm 07:26 PM - 01 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Russell Crowe @russellcrowe I love Maps 04:08 PM - 23 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Larry King @kingsthings I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks! 09:04 AM - 03 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Simon Cowell @SimonCowell He likes dinosaurs 09:27 PM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ASHANTI @ashanti How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man? 02:53 AM - 02 Oct 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Billy Ray Cyrus @billyraycyrus What to heck ???? 12:12 AM - 19 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Ms. Ross @DianaRoss I'm not a writer but here's a song idea Song idea "It all get better" 01:22 AM - 04 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Piers Morgan @piersmorgan I want to die. 04:51 PM - 02 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ed Balls @edballs Ed Balls 03:20 PM - 28 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Guy Fieri @GuyFieri Hey 04:33 AM - 23 Apr 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. SHAQ @SHAQ How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol 05:00 AM - 03 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Tim Allen @ofctimallen Life feels unfair and obsurd. 08:13 PM - 18 Jan 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. NICKI MINAJ @NICKIMINAJ ok boys, what's your ball size? 05:55 AM - 28 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Oprah Winfrey @Oprah @tpa@y#m##@nyhn 05:14 PM - 23 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Rupert Murdoch @rupertmurdoch Po 12:51 AM - 27 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Danny Trejo @officialDannyT Who wants a piece? Of cake that is.. 04:00 PM - 16 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Paris Hilton @ParisHilton Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋 12:41 AM - 29 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Britney Spears @britneyspears Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist. 06:31 PM - 10 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito 09:19 AM - 19 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Ryan Lochte @RyanLochte Rocks, paper, siccor........ 09:14 PM - 24 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Ryan Lochte @RyanLochte Ntntntntntntntnhtntntntntntnntntnntntnnntnntnt n thymn thymhtmhtmhy hyhnthyh,hhthyhyhmyntb 02:20 PM - 15 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. John Cleese @JohnCleese i am still alive 01:43 PM - 03 Dec 2007 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Tara Reid @TaraReid No sometimes 06:14 AM - 21 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. For the grand finale: Martha Stewart and Cher. The two reigning queens of celebrity Twitter. Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart K 03:52 PM - 21 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart OiI 04:04 PM - 22 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart ################@##@#p#### 10:05 PM - 02 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart r 04:46 PM - 25 Apr 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart just got home, let out the dogs, within minutes they cornered,attacked and killed an opossum. had to wash little bloody mouths .life on farm 02:40 AM - 12 Nov 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Martha Stewart @MarthaStewart The head of the blue whale the largest animal that ever lived 02:38 AM - 22 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Cher @cher Wu Tang Cher Clan 07:09 PM - 08 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Cher @cher Whats going on with mycareer 04:03 PM - 18 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Cher @cher @gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!! 09:59 AM - 03 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Cher @cher Please RT 02:14 AM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Cher @cher I blocked someone's DAD !?! Who was it ? 04:53 AM - 15 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Cher @cher I was looking at tweets & saw that i really hurt someones feelings ! Im sorry. It was light blue background with white egg shape . Bye 10:25 PM - 23 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite