Animals·Posted on Dec 19, 2015The 24 Funniest Tweets About Cats In 2015"'MY cat is like a dog.' —every cat owner"by Jarry LeeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mara Wilson @MaraWritesStuff "Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah 05:15 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. pakalu papito @pakalupapito gurl r u a cat because u have ignored all my attempts to earn ur love and attention 01:10 AM - 28 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. jomny sun @jonnysun i hav cat-like reflexes "prove it" *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat 10:37 PM - 03 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. The Guy @theguydf "MY cat is like a dog." - every cat owner 03:52 PM - 11 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Floyd @dafloydsta BATMAN: I got you flowers CATWOMAN: Put them in this vase BATMAN: Ok CATWOMAN: *pushes vase off counter while maintaining eye contact* 07:08 PM - 08 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. joe, friend to every @sad_tree *me petting my cat* CAT: This is the happiest I will ever be *a door opens* CAT: Now is my chance to flee this prison and never return 07:04 PM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey "You only live once." - a pessimistic cat 04:32 PM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Alone Shark @AbrasiveGhost Search History: Cat armor Buy armor for cats Cat jousting tournaments How to stop armored cats Cat army how to stop national guard phone # 01:29 PM - 26 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. k e e t @KeetPotato [wins 4th thumb war in a row] me: "HAHA YES! i am the greatest" cat: "i dont think this is fair" 02:21 PM - 04 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott Cat 911: What's ur emergency? Cat: Idk I just knocked this phone on the floor Cat 911: I don't care Cat: I don't care Cat 911: I don't c 03:18 PM - 21 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Laura @LadyLardman Two of my cats hate each other and they're always smelling each others assholes and it's like maybe that's the problem. 01:48 AM - 29 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mike Primavera @primawesome I wish I was as good at looking dead inside as a cat being hugged. 01:23 PM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin Good Cop: step away from the ledge Cat Cop [pushes person off] oops 01:00 AM - 27 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Jazmasta @jazmasta My cat sure drinks a lot of water for someone WHO CLAIMS TO BE TERRIFIED OF IT 08:13 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Gay Apparel @figgled Interviewer: So, why do you want to work at this aquarium? Cat in a wig: I just love marine life ok [knocks over desk calendar] 10:57 AM - 23 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet It's so sad that curiosity led to so many life-changing inventions, but is still mostly remembered for killing that one cat. 11:10 AM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sean Leahy @thepunningman wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen 04:23 PM - 12 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. O Toddenbaum @TheToddWilliams SCHRÖDINGER: So son, theoretically your cat is neither dead or al-- WIFE: Tell him. SCHRÖDINGER: Your cat's dead. 06:52 PM - 29 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Rocky Momax @rockymomax Cat 911: Whats ur emergency? Cat: The red dots on the wall again Cat 911: OMG Cat: [thumps into wall] Cat 911: You ok? Cat: ITS STILL THERE 04:13 PM - 30 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod [doorbell] WIFE: That's probably Bob ME: Bob from work or Bob the cat who thinks he’s a lizard? W: Just get the door 06:55 PM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Bucky Isotope @BuckyIsotope *grabs diet coke* *grabs mentos* *grabs duct tape* *grabs cat* *calls Nobel committee* I hope you haven't given away the science thing yet 11:39 PM - 02 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Rad Kyle @KyleMcDowell86 [cat hits a catnip blunt] What if, hear me out here, what if humans didn't enjoy seeing our buttholes [other cat] Dude you're high, shut up 04:56 AM - 06 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Michael @Home_Halfway CAT BOSS: Your productivity is way down this week. Explain yourself CAT EMPLOYEE: I saw a box CAT BOSS: OH MY GOD WHAT WHERE TELL ME NOW 11:43 PM - 10 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul my cat always looks like she just watched you take the last slice of pizza without offering to split it 04:07 AM - 14 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite