Maybe once upon a time you were a "Spongebob." But the truth is, now you are a Squidward. I am a Squidward. We are all Squidward.
1. First of all, you've probably known for a long time that in your heart, you are most definitely a Squidward.
2. Because anytime you are around people doing literally anything, this is basically all you think:
3. And being inside a blanket burrito seems like an ideal situation for any time and place.
4. This is you:
5. This is also you:
6. This is probably you, for absolutely no reason:
7. And I mean, yeah, this is you:
8. You have big dreams...
9. ...and maybe you've got talents no one even knows about...
10. ...but this is still your life:
11. You know that this is the perfect and most appropriate way to spend your Friday night:
12. And you can deeply relate to this exchange of words:
13. This thought is all too familiar:
14. This is something you'd proudly wear:
15. And if this were an option, you'd choose it:
16. This is you on Valentine's Day and also every other day:
17. And you probably 100% agree with this statement.
18. But most of all, you kind of hate everything and everyone:
19. And you're definitely right about it all.
