He's a brilliant animal whisperer.
He doesn't lose his temper.
He's never tastefully offensive.
Nope. Never.
He always keeps it professional.
And his strict adherence to business is quite admirable.
He's not one for being overdramatic.
He respects everyone's personal space.
He always listens to what people have to say.
No, but seriously.
He's extremely athletic.
He's a world-renowned actor.
And a professional dancer.
Like, for real.
He's got mad street cred.
Because he only chooses fight, never flight.
He's flawless AF.
He has very high self-esteem.
He respects other people's property.
And he's a beast at video games.
But most importantly, he's phenomenal with the ladies.
In all seriousness, Happy Birthday, Conan! We love you! 🎂
