1. "This week totally sucked, but look at how chiseled my jawline remains," says Oscar Isaac.
2. "Observe my arms, and be healed of this week's atrocities," says Tom Hardy.
3. "Awful weeks come and go, but we must stand as strong as my perfect hair," says Liam Hemsworth.
4. "Wow, worst week ever, look at my disarming smile and be restored," says Harry Styles.
5. "If you're emotionally drained right now, that's fine, just look at me in this leather jacket," says Tom Hiddleston.
6. "This week sucked, but my eyes are still shark-like and perfect," says Rahul Kohli.
7. "This week was as terrible, but it has not diminished my ginger perfection," says Domhnall Gleeson.
8. "You may be sad, but please look upon my sexy beard and be heartened," says Donald Glover.
9. "It's Friday, let's all breathe a sigh of relief and also appreciate the piercing blue shade of my eyes," says Chris Hemsworth.
10. "This week felt as wrong as this suit looks right," says Elliot Knight.
11. "Remain calm, though this week was total shit, I am still here and very hot," says Idris Elba.
12. "This week was super not metal, but let's all remember that time I wore a purple tux and it was great," says John Boyega.
13. "It's OK to be sad about this week, but just look at me, it's kinda hard to feel sad when I look this good," says Harry Shum Jr.
14. "A lot happened this week, but let's just focus on how I am human perfection," says Sam Heughan.
15. "The rare suckage of this week is matched only by my rare ability to look this hot," says John Krasinski.
16. "It's the weekend now, look into my broody eyes and forget this shitty week," says Kit Harrington.
17. "Soooo many terrible things this week, but wow, my smile is sooooo not terrible," says Isaiah Mustafa.
18. "Remember Magic Mike XXL? Cool, just think about that and forget this week," says Channing Tatum.
19. "Shit went down this week, but let's remember I'm still here, and for that we must be grateful," says Ryan Gosling.
20. "Geez, what a week. Look at my perfectly pouty lips. Feel better? Good," says Ansel Elgort.
21. "This week, like my shirt," says Zac Efron, "Can fuck right off."
