23 Foods You Need To Deep-Fry Immediately

At first it might seem disappointing that these are not technically deep-fried shots, but rather pieces of tequila-soaked cake. But really, this is a good thing. Because, DEEP-FRIED PIECES OF TEQUILA-SOAKED CAKE. Recipe here.

Sometimes it's OK to be a little hot and cold. Recipe here.

More like WHAT!?-ermelon. Recipe here.

This bad boy was recently crowned America's Next Great Food Mash-Up. Yes, really. Recipe here.

Essentially serving a pile of these with some marinara sauce is the easiest way to turn an entrée into an appetizer. Recipe here.

#ShareACoke with your deep fryer. Recipe here.

Maybe you knew about this one. (I think I've mentioned it before.) Recipe here.

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Should we call it a Coo-nut or a D-ookie? Recipe here.

Pan-frying just isn't enough. Chicken-fried bacon recipe here.

Go ahead and stare. Recipe here.

There's never been a better time to NOT own a grill. Recipe here.

Believe it. Recipe here.

Your seven-year-old self is crying tears of joy right now. Recipe here.

Guaranteed to stain your mouth. Recipe here.

The King of the Spreads. Recipe here.

No recipe (probably for the better), but you can read all about it here.

Fry the dough, top it off, then stick it the oven to melt that cheese. Recipe here.

Some days you want the kind of breakfast that will induce a food coma and justify a morning nap. Recipe here.

The best just got better. Recipe here.

I know you probably think this is a cruel joke, but I promise, I would never do that to you. Fried beer is real. Here's how you do it.

Sorry to spring this on you when Easter is still so many months away. Recipe here.

On. A. Stick. Recipe here.