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The Bronx Zoo Will Name A Cockroach After Your Ex For Just $10

Seems fitting, no? UPDATE: It appears the roachtastic link is down. :(

Exes are pretty much the worst, am I right?

But never fear! The Bronx Zoo is doing you a solid: For just $10, you can name one of the zoo's Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your ex.

There are so many cockroaches, so the possibilities are ENDLESS.

Look at little Gary, and Pete, and Stacy go.

You can commemorate your own terrible ex RIGHT HERE.

UPDATE: It appears the actual link that allows you to purchase the roaches is down. C'est la vie.