1. Turn off all the lights
2. Slip the word “China” into every sentence you say
3. Stir up some sh*t
4. Show off your goods
5. Get a crazy hair cut
6. Just don't
I'm sorry y'all. I was searching for videos that showcased Trump's racism and sexism, but my heart decays with each minute of these hateful speeches. Can we just agree that you shouldn't be Trump, even for just a day?
So go out, have some fun, piss some people off, but do it with an American spirit. Check out www.loser.com and www.saymowtotrump.com for some extra giggles and leave your own anti-Trump prank ideas in the comments!