Buzz·Posted on Oct. 8, 201524 Times Nathan Fillion Was The Funniest Thing On TwitterShiny.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On phone etiquette: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion When holding the butt of a phone 4 inches from your mouth, you defeat the purpose of speakerphone. And, it’s a butt. 04:06 AM - 22 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On fear and anxiety: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@bonesPA: @NathanFillion I fear dying alone without a family, what do you fear?” Sharks with my address. 06:40 AM - 21 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On good sportsmanship: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion Kid on Xbox: Eat a bag of dicks. Me: I'm vagiterian. Nailed it. 12:25 AM - 09 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On intelligence: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@UberFacts: Smarter people tend to make sarcastic comments quicker than people who aren’t as smart.” REALLY? Wow! SooOOOoo cool! 04:42 AM - 21 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On personal space: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion If you slap someone on the back, they probably hate you. Probably. 07:50 PM - 31 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@julietnyc: @NathanFillion but what if they were choking?” Let them die with dignity. 09:06 PM - 31 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On metaphysics: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@therealjennolan: @NathanFillion Do you believe in reincarnation?” No, but I did in my last life. 03:44 AM - 03 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On the Force: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@SteedSean: @NathanFillion that must have hurt ” He released me for a signed Serenity DVD. 02:12 AM - 17 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On vanity: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@teATXas: @NathanFillion you’re so vain you probably think this tweet is about you. Don’t you?” …it’s addressed to me. 06:02 AM - 21 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On stressful days: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion Ever have one of those days when you could really use a dog? 06:42 PM - 30 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On self-confidence: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@shelbyreann: Watching firefly right now. @NathanFillion is perfect.” Perfect is a strong word. But, is it strong enough? 01:10 AM - 10 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On evening plans: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@buffygonebad: @NathanFillion how would u turn a boring Friday night into a not so boring Friday night?” Subtract pants. 07:01 PM - 03 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On understanding the rules: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion This one time, in fight club... never mind. 07:38 PM - 17 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On personal preferences: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@castleealways: @NathanFillion Do you prefer blondes, brunettes or redheads?” Yes. 08:33 PM - 14 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On priorities: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@p4rrilla: @NathanFillion What do you prefer, women or xbox?” Depends. How many women? 02:23 AM - 09 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On romance in California: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion Her- I have to pee. Me- Me, too. Let's share a flush. Her- AWWWWW! #droughtromantics 01:13 AM - 13 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On technology: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion I love seeing people on vacation using their iPad as a camera. For the convenience. 05:42 PM - 09 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On entrepreneurship: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion As a child, I plotted to drag a magnet on a string nonchalantly through fountains. It still tempts me. 07:17 PM - 02 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On fashion: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion Ankle socks. Shorts for your feet. 07:23 PM - 21 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. On coincidences: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion Girl at car rental: Anyone ever tell you that you look like Nathan Fillion. Me: All the time. 08:59 PM - 29 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On expressing your feelings: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@caskett_merder: @NathanFillion When was the last time that you said 'I love you'?” Just now. I read aloud. 09:24 PM - 13 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On pet ownership: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@MizfitKrista: @NathanFillion How are your cats btw?” Still dead. 12:29 AM - 24 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. On dinner companions: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@VeryFineHat: @NathanFillion If you could have dinner with anyone living or dead, who would it be?” I'd prefer someone living. 02:56 AM - 25 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. On accuracy: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion If you want to do a Canadian accent, rather than a-boot, try a-boat. Much more accurate. 04:21 PM - 24 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. On the best part of Canada: Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion “@cloudpictures7: @NathanFillion What do you miss most about Canada?” Canadians. 05:37 AM - 21 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Follow @BuzzFeedCanada