You Can Buy A Candle With A Baby Raptor Inside

    Product disclaimer: "The raptor is not real."

    Still coming down from seeing Jurassic World this year? Want a raptor squad of your very own?

    Well, this egg-shaped candle containing a porcelain baby raptor figurine may be the next best thing.

    You light the candle...

    And as it melts THERE IS A GOD DAMN RAPTOR INSIDE.

    (Our faces right now).

    The team at Firebox (who were no doubt so preoccupied with whether or not they could build a dinosaur candle that they didn't stop to think if they should) will even ship it to you in an appropriate crate-themed package.

    Actual product disclaimers from the Firebox website:

    * Sometimes life doesn't find a way. Dinosaurs are 100% extinct.

    * The velociraptor is not real