1.
Sideways trucker hats on on people who weren't actually truckers:
2.
Backward visors to protect the back of one's neck from harmful UV rays:
3.
Unbuttoned shirts exposing white Hanes undershirts:
4.
Oversized brown leather jackets to protect from all of the earth's elements:
5.
Oversized football jerseys that cover your butt:
6.
Incredibly baggy pants that made it rather difficult to walk:
7.
And round belt buckles with scenery engraved in them in case someone wants to stare longingly at your crotch:
8.
Tinted sunglasses that don't keep you from squinting:
9.
And tinted sunglasses that also happen to be flesh-colored:
10.
Long necklaces that get tangled together when you walk:
11.
And graphic tees under blazers:
12.
White ribbed tank tops to show off the bod:
13.
And furry paperboy hats:
14.
Goatees that were not at all ironic:
16.
Graphic tees that may or may not make sense:
17.
Diamond earrings to ice up each ear:
18.
And cornrows that meant you didn't have to wash your hair for days:
19.
Frosted tips that probably inspired today's ombre look:
20.
A combination goatee AND mustache:
21.
Denim from head to toe:
22.
And, of course, Adidas track suits:
