30 Punny Valentines For Everyone You Love

    You're the pun for me!

    Telling someone how much you care can be a daunting task. This Valentine's Day, say it with...

    1. Caffeine.

    2. Cheese.

    3. Pizza.

    4. SCIENCE.

    5. Gateway drugs.

    6. Adorable woodland critters.

    7. School supplies.

    8. A Golden Girl.

    9. Garbage.

    10. Nature.

    11. Condiments.

    12. Other condiments.

    13. Cats!

    14. Kitchen supplies.

    15. A German philosopher.

    16. An obsolete yet still strangely popular writing instrument.

    17. A mode of transportation.

    18. Blushing fruits.

    19. Melted chocolate.

    20. Military force.

    21. Sea creatures.

    22. More cheese.

    23. More school supplies.

    24. More caffeine.

    25. A lady sheep.

    26. A lady pig.

    27. Vietnamese noodles.

    28. A kindly yet fearsome Norseman.

    29. Charles Darwin.

    30. And with the most romantic gesture of all: cold, hard cash.