1. Sarah Michelle Gellar thanked fans of Buffy.
2. Michael B. Jordan and Zac Efron fixed each other up.
It was cute.
3. Chris Pratt took a photo of Anna Faris.
4. Christina Aguilera's boobs made an appearance.
5. Ellen tried to steal Justin Timberlake's award.
6. He then gave a really sweet speech.
7. Robert Downey Jr., Norman Reedus, and Allison Williams took a selfie.
Here's proof:
8. Britney Spears clapped.
9. Sandra Bullock made this face.
10. Beth Behrs sang (and Kat Dennings didn't really have time for that shit).
11. Queen Latifah won for best new talk show host.
12. Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev sat next to each other.
13. And then THIS happened:
14. Ellen Degeneres called Drew Barrymore fat.
15. Heidi Klum wore Brad Paisley's hat.
16. Kaley Cuoco kissed her brand-new husband Ryan Sweeting.
17. Jennifer Hudson won the "Favorite Humanitarian" award.
18. Malin Akerman and Anna Faris ate ice cream.
19. The Big Bang Theory won for the billionth time.
20. Another sharknado almost occurred.
21. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy won for The Heat.
22. Ellen Degeneres did a lot of Blue Steel.
23. And Beth Behrs and Kat Dennings reveled in a hosting job well done.
