1.
You're the best person you know:
2.
You're a social media guru:
3.
You're changing your beauty routine:
4.
You're really proud of your garden:
5.
You want some attention:
6.
You need someone to spare a square:
7.
You're switching sides:
9.
You're not getting laid:
10.
You're not feeling like your best self today:
11.
You're feeling like your best self ever today:
12.
You're a phonetic speller:
13.
You're setting new goals for yourself:
14.
You have a sensitive nose:
15.
You're taking up a new hobby:
16.
You haven't bought a PS4 yet:
17.
You just got an exciting new job offer:
18.
You're embracing your sexuality:
19.
You don't know how to change a tire:
20.
You're about to drown:
21.
You've been gravely injured:
22.
You're bleeding internally:
23.
You're on the verge of a nervous breakdown:
24.
You get stressed out when you travel:
25.
You're not circumcised:
26.
You didn't read the label:
27.
You're going to be unemployed soon:
28.
You need a proctologist:
