The year was 2009 and Kim Kardashian joined Twitter. She proceeded to tweet gems into this world. This is a look back on what a beautiful thing her old twitter was and how much we can learn just by going back in time a bit.
1.She has a cavity-sensing superpower:
2.With this power she can just smell cavities in people:
3.And her power never fails her:
4.She was at least a tiny bit friendly with Spencer and Heidi: