1. The drunk text:
2. The lazy text:
3. The "busy" text:
4. The smelly sink text:
5. The late text:
6. The LATE text:
7. The deceptively friendly text:
8. The passive-aggressive text:
9. The hungover text:
10. The "just checking in" text:
11. The flaky text:
12. The completely false text:
13. The poop text:
