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19 Reasons Why @CrapTaxidermy Is The Most Horrifying Account On Twitter

Holy hell.

1. BuzzFeed contacted the account's owner, who replied: "My name is Nish and I live in a forest with good 3G coverage." Really that's all you need to know.

"Oh hi, as you can see from my resume, I had a supporting role in The Woman in Black."

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Happy Mothers day to all the sexy Cougars out there.

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"Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face."

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"Please can we go to McDonalds Mum. Please."

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The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like.

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"Fetch me an Aspirin and a Bacon sandwich please love."

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"I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"

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"Its puff-puff- pass pal. Not Puff-tell your life story-puff, pass."

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Half Leopard, Half Footstool, all Terror!

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"Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my fucking 9 Iron?!"

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Is it a Bear? Is it a Wolf? Is it a Wardrobe? Fuck knows.

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"What do you mean we've run out of Owl heads! The exhibitions tomorrow! Use that Pugs and hope nobody notices!"

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What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters.

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One eye on the Salmon, one eye on the streets.

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