Buzz·Posted on 31 Mar 201419 Reasons Why @CrapTaxidermy Is The Most Horrifying Account On TwitterHoly hell.by Alan WhiteBuzzFeed News Reporter, UKLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. BuzzFeed contacted the account's owner, who replied: "My name is Nish and I live in a forest with good 3G coverage." Really that's all you need to know. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "Oh hi, as you can see from my resume, I had a supporting role in The Woman in Black." 09:16 PM - 30 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Happy Mothers day to all the sexy Cougars out there. 12:11 PM - 30 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face." 02:29 PM - 30 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "I'm never drinking again." 09:14 AM - 30 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "Please can we go to McDonalds Mum. Please." 05:50 PM - 29 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like. 05:08 PM - 29 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy #Selfie #NoFilter #BulletHole 02:44 PM - 19 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "Fetch me an Aspirin and a Bacon sandwich please love." 12:49 PM - 29 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!" 10:22 PM - 26 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "Its puff-puff- pass pal. Not Puff-tell your life story-puff, pass." 02:21 PM - 29 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Half Leopard, Half Footstool, all Terror! 10:04 AM - 28 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "Hey cubs! Don't do drugs!" 09:54 PM - 27 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my fucking 9 Iron?!" 12:33 PM - 27 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Is it a Bear? Is it a Wolf? Is it a Wardrobe? Fuck knows. 06:32 PM - 26 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy "What do you mean we've run out of Owl heads! The exhibitions tomorrow! Use that Pugs and hope nobody notices!" 05:47 PM - 25 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters. 06:50 PM - 11 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Someone got GHD's for Christmas. 06:59 PM - 13 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy One eye on the Salmon, one eye on the streets. 11:06 AM - 13 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy The rare Stoner Polar. 10:24 PM - 12 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite