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31 Joke Tattoos You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

#FunnyTattoo. Slightly NSFW.

Mike Spohr
by Mike Spohr

BuzzFeed Staff

1. If you have to be bald, you might as well have a little fun with it, right?

2. Check it out, ladies. This guy's got a six-pack.

3. So THAT'S where he's been!

4. It's the cock that hangs below his knee. Get it?

5. She mustache you a question.

6. This probably would've made a better T-shirt than tattoo.

7. No. Just no.

8. The funniest thing about this one is that it should be "you're" not "your."

9. This guy, all day: "Want to see something funny?"

10. Really, dude?

11. This is probably especially funny when he takes someone to bread, er, bed.

12. This guy lives for the moment when someone says, "Can you make out what that sign says?"

13. I bet this dude wears shorts year-round.

14. This would've been perfect for a bathroom stall, but his back works too.

15. Ha, ha, ha! Wait, ew.

16. Some funny people looked at their belly buttons and realized they had untapped comedic potential.

17. Udder hilarity.

18. Cat butt.

19. Buddha belly.

20. Just what every guy wants, to make people laugh when he drops his pants.

21. This is some good, clean humor.

22. Now this is making the most of a bad situation.

23. Haven't we all looked at our nipple and thought it'd make a hilarious mouse face?

24. CAN'T. UNSEE.

25. This is a gag that will make you gag.

26. Her mom must be so proud.

27. His mom must be so proud.

28. This guy really likes faking out people who need a pen.

29. "Want me to take your picture?" she says, stifling a giggle.

30. The middle finger is up to no good again.

31. I think this guy just rickrolled himself.